Not to talk about cake!

In celebration of Tim Burton's take on Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland saga (I keep thinking that the film must adapt Through the Looking Glass instead), Sigma Tau Delta is hosting a "Happy Unbirthday" Thursday, March 4, at 11:30 am, in Bliss Hall lounge. But here's the catch: we can't hang flyers on campus because we're serving cake!

That's right ladies and gentlemen, because we secured a food waiver, so that we could save a little money and know that the cake would arrive in the right place at the right time (rather than using on-campus catering), we're not allowed to advertise the fact that we're having cake. Thus, we can't advertise the event, because our flyers won't be authorized, because we already volunteered that we're having cake.

So, DON'T TALK ABOUT CAKE! We're having an unbirthday party, where we will be serving "uncake," a newly minted confection made with a core of light and fluffy pastry lovingly drenched in sweet, creamy, unfrosting!

Revel in the absurdity, beware the jabberwock, and enjoy tea and uncake!

--Felicia Jean Steele --Photo courtesy of the British Library